Strange dildo (photos)

I’ve been admiring fantastical creations for the last six months, so I was excited when the shop owner, Meesh, asked me to choose any dildo to review in honor of Strange Bedfellas’ first shop anniversary. Of course I picked a Tyv, Strange Bedfellas’ most popular toy. I wanted to see what the knot in this “chimera” dildo was all about!

Strange & Wild Things Four Anale Dildo 89 cm

Unfortunately, Strange Facts has their dildos mixed-up. An artifact that many to be the world’s oldest dildo, known as the Hohle Fels phallus, is, indeed, around 28,000 years old. It was found in Germany. The dildos in the tweet, however, are younger, and from French archaeological sites.

What is absolutely clear, however, is that the phalluses presented in the Strange Facts tweet are not the Hohle Fels phallus. Because that, and not the collection of potential dildos shown in the tweet, is the German artifact dated to be 28,000 years old and popularly referred to as the world’s oldest dildo, we rank the tweet’s claim as “Miscaptioned.”