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I was dissapointed to see Asphyxia as the witch because I always thought Cassandra Gava who played the original was gorgeous. Even if Hustler couldn’t find a look-a-like they at least should have used an Asian porn star. The witch enjoys a good doggystyle ramming by the Barbarian and after begrudginly allowing Asphyxia not to be Asian I have to admit that she looks very hot while taking a dick from behind.
This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian has a lot of good things going for it. It’s entertaining, the costumes and music is spot on and the narrating voice is great with some very funny lines. The one drawback is the female porn stars. Besides Jazy Berlin I didn’t think any of them were hotter than average and the sex scenes while good doesn’t offer anything new or unique. You get the usual set of positions and even though the costumes and settings are cool I can’t say that there is a scene I would watch over and over again.
If you’re a fan of the original Conan the Barbarian or 80’s fantasy in general you will definitely get a kick out of This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX but if you’re just a fan of great porn then I’d recommend you check something else out.
This aint Conan the Barbarian XXX – This is a Parody – 2D and 3D – Buy as porn DVD
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