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Life is tough, but you have to find reasons to be grateful. Living in the age of porn is top on my list. These days there is so much of it around, I can be judgmental about it. So judgmental, in fact, my fucking job is to be critical. All porn sites are on trial, and I am the judge, jury, and executioner. And as you know, I don’t review sites I dislike. Instead, I execute through silence and apathy.I want to take a peek at some of the content for you, but I don’t even know where to begin, so let’s try checking out some of the more strange categories on Fuqqt. Who doesn’t love fart slave porn? There’s nothing like a woman sitting on your face and ripping a loud, stinky fart. These motherfuckers are giving new meaning to brown-nosing. They have their olfactory organs so far up these bitches asses that they need a snorkel to get a breath of semi-fresh air.
Fuqqt is an excellent example of a porn tube site that balances those things and more to create a fantastic porn site. That much is evident the moment you lay eyes on the main page of this website. The thumbnails are enormous—God, how I love me some big thumbnails. I want to see some accurate detail without wasting time opening shit up I might not end up liking.
There isn’t a bunch of bullshit filler either. As you roam about the place, you will see sexy bitches falling from the rafters. Whoever is in charge of collecting content for Fuqqt must never sleep. Every day they slave away uploading porn and chugging coffee mixed with Redbull. Priapism is the medical term for having a boner that won’t go away. The content collector at Fuqqt has had severe Priapism for the last three years. He tried everything from slamming it in a cupboard door and freezing it off with dry ice. Nothing works.
Here’s what really gets me. There are no ads, period. I’m not saying there are no pop-ups; I’m saying there are no ads of any type, anywhere. Holy fuck, you have to be kidding me. How is the content guy getting paid? Is he being rewarded in blood cells sent to his penis? Is the admin at Fuqqt men of the cloth whose only concern is ensuring gents everywhere get access to high-quality unlimited free porn? Can I donate to the cause? Would that donation be tax-deductible?
